Quaid and the missing telephone. [1]

A few weeks ago I turned up for work on the Tuesday and Quaid 1 was there. I came upstairs a few minutes early like I normally do and he asked me to ring another of the workers using the store mobile to find out where she was. Anyway, Quaid asks me to ring her so I ask him where the store phone is. Usually it is left in the office or on top of the production bin where it is easy to find. Today it wasn't these so I asked Quaid where the phone was. "Quaid, where's the mobile?" He replied with his typical look of ignorance: "I don't know, Isn't it in the office?" "No its not, is it in your pocket?" I asked him. "No, I haven't seen it all shift he replies. Anyway, he asks me to ask another of the workers if he has seen the phone. I ask him and replies by saying "Maybe [Insert store owner's name] has it??" Anyway, I go back inside and keep looking for the phone. I ask Quaid if he will ring it, so he does, after first spending 5 minutes looking for the number. The problem with keeping all the numbers of the workers in the phone is that when the phone goes missing so do all the numbers of the workers and the number of the phone so it is difficult to find when you really need it. Anyway, it starts ringing, Its definitely in the office somewhere. I can hear the ringer loud and clear. I realise where it is. The anger is building up in me, I want to kill him. He has had me on a wild goose chase for the last half-hour and all the time the phone is in his pocket. Typical Quaid. Moron.